missmerciless:

I’d like to be fucked stupid right now..

(via bruss82)

spookyvarnpire:

I’m not racist but all stormtroopers kinda look the same to me….

(via spookyvarnpire)

precumming:

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

image

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

"If you really love me, she purred, fuck me like you hate me."

gookgod:

"dude you look different today" yeah my cocks out 

(via spookyvarnpire)