theanti90smovement:

i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted

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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via captainlaughter)

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

(Source: cooldude10000million, via captainlaughter)

joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

(via captainlaughter)

perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

(via pizza)